Top 10 things GitHub will do with VC Funding
GitHub is getting a round of VC funding. Here are the top 10 things they plan on using the money for.
- Genetically engineer an actual octocat.
- Pay off the anonymous Italian who’s been squatting on “code.it”
- Upgrade Rick Olsen to “technosausage”
- Mojombo will finally buy back the username “tom” from the MySpace guy.
- Build a room just for holding their giant piles of cash.
- Get the lunar datacenter they’ve been eying for months.
- Develop a post-receive hook that actually kills a kitten when someone force pushes.
- Buy Linus.
- Fund the covert operation to eliminate the out-of-control self-aware Hubot.
- Have a drinkup.